iPhone

I realise 'iPhone' isn't a French word, but it certainly isn't English either, it will soon (I believe) belong to the small rank of words existing outside any language, like Google. IPhone is sure to mutate from title into any manner of things, noun, verb, adjective. It will weedle its way into new colours, new elements, new planets and will not rest until thirty years from now the first child named iPhone is born.

I don't own one of these new fangled contraptions but I did have the harrowing experience of using one and finding out that, with no effort at all, the little shit can take better photographs than me.